Not that melanie greene

Hey, are you a teenager hoping to ask a Stranger Things star to prom? You're in the wrong place!

Are you a film festival in hopes of luring a celebrity judge to France? I mean, go ahead and ask me, but know that I've got no cinematic bona fides.

Every so often I get emails looking for another person named Melanie Greene. She seems to be really good at her job, so that's another thing we have in common. I imagine lots of people with better connections or savvier searching skills can find her correct email, and more power to them. 

But, and forgive me, the way people find my email address is by visiting my website, which pretty clearly makes it clear I'm a romance author and not, as the most recent query said, "Melanie Greene, acting agent." So if that's who you're looking for, and you found your way here, sorry to say I've just deleted your message. But good luck with your acting aspirations / celebrity crush / high-profile event!

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